Did anyone hear about this? There are rumors on the internets about a divorce in the Disney Kingdom. Supposedly Mickey Mouse had a conversation with his lawyer about suing Minnie for divorce. Lawyer replied “you can’t divorce her because she’s crazy, her attorneys would paint you as husband abandoning his wife in her time of need.” Mickey then said “I am not divorcing he because she is crazy, I am divorcing her because she is f**king Goofy!”
Apparently proof of the alleged infidelity has now surfaced.
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