Jack is back!

My favorite show returns tomorrow night and Monday night with a four hour premier. I heard Rush Limbaugh talk about it last week; he’s seen the first eight hours of the new season and said the show is “simply amazing.” I won’t repeat his exact words but the gist of what he was saying was that there will be a lot of destruction, especially in the first half an hour.

Here’s my predictions about what you expect to see in the next 24 episodes:

• each time Jack or a CTU agent shows up in someone’s office to talk to someone or retrieve information from a computer, there will be an ambush.
• someone will ask for immunity.
• whenever Jack uses a computer anywhere on the planet Chloe will be able to pipe into the computer to see what he’s doing, copy the information, or look at the contents of the hard drive.
• Jack’s cell phone will continue to not run out of batteries.
• there will be heated arguments over who’s in charge over at CTU.
• Jack will torture a suspect.
• CTU will have the resources to contact anyone on the planet, from the pilot of a passenger airplane (Season 5) to the pilots of a fighter jetthat gets called in to blow up a helicopter that the bad guy is trying to escape with (Season 2).